Hi Group---my first mail---amazingly hilarious poem by a bengali school teacher

A poem by a Bengali school teacher -

Through the jongole I am went

On shooting Tiger I am bent

Boshtaard Tiger has eaten wife

No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life

Too much quiet, snakes and leeches

But I not fear these sons of beeches

Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start

But noise is coming from damn fool's heart

Taking care not to be fright

I am clutching rifle tight

with eye to sightShould Tiger come

I will shoot and fall him down

Then like hero return to native town

Then through trees I am espying one cave

I am telling self - "Bannerjee be brave"

I am now proceeding with too much care

From far I smell this Tiger's lair

My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start pray

I think I will shoot Tiger some other day

Turning round I am going to flee

But Tiger giving bloody roar spotting Bengalee

He bounding from cave like footballer Pele

I run shouting "Kali Ma tumi kothay gele"

Through the jongole I am running

With Tiger on my tail closer looming

I am a telling that never in life

I will take risk again for my damn fool wife!!!!!

When a Girl is quiet....................

When a Girl is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.

When a Girl is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.

When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.

When a Girl answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.

When a Girl stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.

When a Girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a Girl calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.

When a Girl sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once.

When a Girl says I love you,
She means it.

When a Girl syas that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that yor are her future.

When a Girl says "i miss you"
No one in this world can miss you more than her...........

Love Forever

poem

"Are you talking to me?" she said passing by
"Yes, you ... you ... next to the bald-headed guy,
"I think you're real gorgeous ... that flaming red hair
Is exceedingly beautiful and really quite rare.

"I love the way that it curls round your face,
And the way that it seems your ears to embrace,
And the way that it darkens the green of your eyes,
And the way on your cheek that a loose tendril lies."

She took a deep breath as she paused in her stride,
Her lips slowly parted, her eyes opened wide,
She smiled as she whipped the wig from her head,
"If you like it so much, here, you wear it instead."

My Mother

My Mother

The Heavens and Earth bear witness that you are my mother,
Tender care and loving arms saw to your way up to Heaven,
God Himself is satisfied with you for the love you bestowed on your children,
Every sacrifice on lonely nights, shed tears of Mercy for my mother,
She is the Pearl of life,
The foundation of the Heavens lies in her merciful heart,
My Mother is the Mother of Mankind,
She is the fortune of every heart thirsty of the love of Allah,
She hides her tears and smiles brightly to overcome her sadness,
Every joy becomes hers once she submits herself to God’s will,
My Mother; yes indeed she is My Mother,
She goes by the name of Divine Grace
and she perceives the difficulties of every broken soul,
She soothes them with the words of Allah,
She prays late in the night amidst her flowing tears
To seek nearness with her Lord, her beautiful Friend,
Though we each keep to ourselves,
In our heart divine love flows for each other,
She is my mother, my sweet Mother,
How lucky I am, I cannot tell,
Through pricks she walks ahead,
To show us children the way to Salvation,
Many a night I cannot deny she prays for our welfare,
By God’s Grace, we are well-kept in the cocoon of divine love,
By our mother’s prayer we live,
Thank you O Lord for bestowing upon us children,
The best Mother a child can ask for.

Jesus Take The Wheel

She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati

On a snow white Christmas Eve

Going home to see her Mama and her Daddy with the baby in the backseat

Fifty miles to go and she was running low on faith and gasoline

It'd been a long hard year She had a lot on her

mind and she didn't pay attention

she was going way too fast

Before she knew it she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass

She saw both their lives flash before her eyes

She didn't even have time to cry She was sooo scared

She threw her hands up in the air

Jesus take the wheel

Take it from my hands

Cause I can't do this on my own

I'm letting go

So give me one more chance

To save me from this road I'm on

Jesus take the wheel

It was still getting colder when she made it to the shoulder

And the car came to a stop

She cried when she saw that baby in the backseat sleeping like a rock

And for the first time in a long time

She bowed her head to pray

She said I'm sorry for the way

I've been living my life

I know I've got to change

So from now on tonight

Jesus take the wheel

Take it from my hands

Cause I can't do this on my own

I'm letting go

So give me one more chance

To save me from this road I'm on

Oh, Jesus take the wheel

Oh, I'm letting go

So give me one more chance

Save me from this road I'm on

From this road I'm on

Jesus take the wheel

Oh, take it, take it from me

Oh, why, oh

IF U EVER NEED ME

WITH LOVE... JEF

If ever you need me,
I'll be right here,
To chase away the sadness,
And wipe away a tear.

If ever you need me,
I'll be two steps behind,
To follow in your footsteps,
And hear what's on your mind.

If ever you need me,
You'll never have to fear,
That your presence isn't important,
And your love isn't dear.

If ever you need me,
I'll always be around,
To bring back the laughter,
Where deep in your heart it's found.


You'll never have to worry,
For I'll always be here,
To chase away the sadness,
And wipe away a tear.